oh my gOD i just love knowing that i have no school for the next 2 weeks like theres so much to do!!!!! should i read a book?? watch a movie?? listen to music?? sleep?? play a video game??? go to the park?? IT DOESNT MATTER!!! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT BC IM FREE!!!! FR*CK SCHOOL!!!!!!!!
New favourite joke:
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
A Roman walks into a bar and says”Martinus!”
The barman unsure that he heard right asks “Don’t you mean Martini?”
The Roman says”if I wanted two, I’d order two!”